The thing about going hardcore vegan in Minecraft is that it sounds a lot tougher than it actually is. I know it might seem a bit odd at first — you can’t eat meat, or use wool, or make leather armor. You can’t even kill the pesky spiders that skulk around your house at night, because technically they’re living creatures, too. Even the zombies and skeletons — though technically undead — are sentient beings, so even if there’s a skull-faced archer lobbing arrows at your head, all you can really do is run away.
But this was something I wanted to try — Minecraft Steve may have just been added to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, but could he survive a fight without a medium-rare sirloin steak? These are the important questions, and I’m here to answer them.
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So, I designed a challenge, not unlike my attempt to climb the competitive Pokemon ladder with Ash Ketchum’s Pokemon League winning team, or my vainglorious quest to find the best boozer in all of Skyrim. Here are the rules for my vegan Minecraft run:
- No using animal products of any kind.
- No harming any living (or undead) creatures.
- Survival mode must be enabled, meaning the hunger gauge is on and you can die.
- Death means game over.
With all that in mind, let’s get started.
When I spawn into the world, all I’ve got on me is a map and my bare, vegan hands. The map isn’t very helpful, because there’s nothing on it yet. Also, as far as I can tell, it could have been made with squid ink, so I can’t use it. I’ve got to be careful — if there’s even a slight chance that animals were harmed in the manufacture of an item, it’s in the bin, regardless of how important things like “navigation” and “knowing where you are” might be.
I’m lucky enough to start with a belly full of healthy vegan food, but now I’ve got to fend for myself. There’s loads of sugarcane around me, so I chop a few stalks down for myself — alas, sugar of this kind is inedible in Minecraft. No matter how hungry you might be, Minecraft simply will not allow you to erode your enamel. So although I found food, it’s not going to stop my belly from rumbling — time to press on.
Night falls far quicker than I anticipated and all manner of beasties and creepy crawlies begin to swarm around me. Before I know it, this little zombie lad is legging it after me, swinging digs left, right, and centre. He’s chased me through a cave, across a river, and into a desert that — assuming the apparent lack of cloud cover means anything — is probably freezing. Look at him.
I’m usually pretty good at building in Minecraft, but this guy won’t leave me alone and all I have on me is some wood and heaps of inedible sugar. So I do what any crafty vegan would do and dig a hole straight down before plopping a nice patch of dirt above me, keeping myself out of harm’s way. It’s not the most extravagant housing, but the earthy aroma reminds me of why I’m doing this in the first place — nature is healing, and I’m going to heal with it.
I wait down there for a while, quietly humming Meat Is Murder by The Smiths to myself. Eventually I hear a bunch of cows mooing and reckon it’s probably dawn, so I dig up my little dirt shield and head back out on the prowl for some decent vegan grub. I stumble across some lovely pumpkins, but they’re not edible either — even when I grind them down into seeds, Minecraft is apparently not a fan of pumpkin soup. So I find some other seeds, locate a small pool of water, and craft myself a wooden hoe. I till the land and whack some baby wheat into the soil — it would theoretically grow faster if I threw some bone meal in on top, but I’m not allowed to fight skeletons. Living or dead, they’re sentient, remember?
Darkness approaches fast and I don’t fancy lying in the dirt again, so I quickly make myself a house out of hard sand — a sandcastle, if you will. Unfortunately sand cannot hang suspended in the air, meaning that I need to use something else for a roof. Yes, I use dirt again, but at least this time it’s four squares above my head.
This is a dark night, if I’m honest. My hunger meter is way down, and my wheat still hasn't grown. To make matters worse, there are loads of water zombies hanging out in the pool I’ve been using to make sure my seeds are watered, meaning that any time I go to check on them I get a smack off of an undead fist. At least they aren’t robbing from me — but that’s why this night gets so dark, because as soon as I think, “they’re not thieves,” I then consider, “but maybe I could be one?” It’s kind of cruelty-free, right?
Just as I happen to entertain this fleeting but terrible thought, the pig that’s been keeping me company in my gaff walks out. You see, I hadn’t chopped enough wood to make a proper door, meaning that I used dirt to clog up the entrance, but I had to keep at least one space open so I could see whether it was night or day. And as soon as I say, “I’m going to find a village and nick all of their potatoes,” my piggy pal does a runner. I didn’t know pigs were psychic, but apparently they are — and judgemental to boot.
I burrow under my house to keep myself occupied. After mining for a bit, I manage to find some cobblestone, coal, and iron. This means I’ll at least be able to cook bread whenever the wheat has grown, and can build myself better tools for woodcutting and farming. I come back up to see it’s already daytime, but the wheat still hasn’t come in — growing desperate, I go out to search for something, anything that can satiate my hunger.
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After exploring for a while, I see a couple of bees. I know this means there’s honey nearby, but honey isn’t vegan, so I traipse past them while pinching my nose, lest the wholesome aroma of nectar lead me toward betraying my pledge to be a friend to the animal kingdom. One of the bees stings me anyway. Prick.
I stumble upon a little river and notice there’s loads of seaweed in it, so I have a go at picking some. Dried kelp isn’t the most appetizing dinner, but it’s nutritious, and having some on hand means not dying of starvation. Alas, none of the seaweed I smash up drops any kelp, likely because the water is too warm. I see some lovely fishies and think, “people barbecue those, don’t they?” But I let them swim along to their heart’s content. One of them headbutts me anyway — honestly, why don’t the bees and fish around here understand I’m trying to be their friend?
I go back to my house empty handed again. Tired, defeated, and with only a single chicken leg left on my health bar, I begin to worry it’s almost time to throw in the towel. But there, in the distance, I see it. No, surely not… It can’t be.
The first batch of wheat is all grown up, looming over the idiot water zombies who raided my farm. And so I leg it over, chop it down, and bake some delicious bread. By the time the morning rolls around, the rest has grown in, too, and I have at least ten loaves’ worth. So I collect it all, fill my pack with bread, and say, “I’m getting as far away from these water zombies, mean bees, and vegan-hating lands as fast as humanly possible”.
I wander off in a random direction and begin to think I’ve made a mistake. I’m halfway through my bread, and although I still have loads of spare wheat, I’m not keen on the idea of having to sleep in a bed of dirt again. Just as I start to reconsider, though, I see a faint glimmer of light off to the side of the screen. A torch… But who put it there?
It’s not a torch. It’s multiple torches. I can’t believe it, but I’ve stumbled upon a bonafide village, equipped with ethical farming enclosures, proper housing, and a pretty decent nightlife, judging by how late these people are out.
I sleep in an unoccupied bed and wake up at the crack of dawn. The hustle and bustle of the village, combined with my first decent night of sleep in ages, has me on cloud nine. I have a bit of a wander around and see a cow in a lovely little enclosure (I let them out during the day now, but they need to hang out in the pens at night so zombies don’t try to eat their brains).
He’s lovely, isn’t he? I’m so happy that I decided to give him a treat. There are loads of carrots here, as well as wheat to burn, so I reckon it will be nice to earn his trust.
After he has his lunch, loads of little love hearts pop up around him. I try to get a screenshot, but I’m a second too late, and now it just looks like he’s rewarding me by doing a giant fart in my face.
I do a runner to get away from the smell and decide to go carrot-picking. All of a sudden, this little lad rocks up looking for a bite to eat. How could you tell this face no?
This is vegan heaven, I think. Animals roaming free, loads of veggies, sound people galore. This lad, who I’ve been calling Séamus, even has a stylish straw hat. Honestly, I’ve never felt so at home.
I don’t know why, but I’ve never really cared about villages in Minecraft. I used to visit them the odd time to rob everything — which explains the notions I had during that dark time I mentioned earlier, but that feels like a previous life. There’s something about this vegan run that has given me a newfound appreciation for community. All of the people in this village live off the land — they just eat carrots, and bread, and beetroot. There are cats and horses roaming around free, and all the cows and pigs have a lovely quality of life. The houses are nice, there’s torches all around the outskirts to keep the forces of evil at bay… I don’t know, but I’m comfortable here now, shooting the shit with all my fellow vegans.
It’s a bit weird at the start, sure, but once you get the hang of Minecraft veganism, it’s probably the easiest way to play. Probably a good thing I ditched the map right at the start, because now I couldn’t find my way back to my little sandcastle even if I tried. To think I actually considered robbing these people at one point… No, you’re lying. I would never do that.
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Yes you can! Actually, the best food in Minecraft is the Golden Carrot and Golden Apples which give alot of health. You can eat other foods like Cooked Potatoes, Bread, stews, etc, as they also give normal health.Is there a vegan Minecraft? ›
It's not possible to access the full range of content in vanilla Minecraft without mob drops. There is a mod, The Vegan Option , that adds vegan alternatives for a lot of items that require fighting, hunting, or animal agriculture in the base game.How do vegans even survive? ›
The most successful and healthy vegan eaters tend to consume a wide range of grains, vegetables, fruits, and nuts. It's not all just green salads and more green salads. Understanding how food works can help people understand what the body needs and how to prevent nutrition deficiencies.Why it's unhealthy to be a vegan? ›
Vegans are at higher risk of the deficiency in vitamin B12. Deficiency in vitamin B12 can lead to certain irreversible side effects. Vegans are advised by the doctors to keep consuming the supplements of vitamin B12 to prevent health conditions such as constipation, fatigue, weakness, anemia and appetite loss.Can you be 100% vegan? ›
“Being a 'food vegan' is 100 percent achievable. This is the main issue that we need to focus on—not the extraneous issues.Can vegan cheat? ›
If you are vegan for ethical reasons, it likely doesn't make sense to have non-vegan cheat days. But if you're vegan for health reasons or are vegan for a flexible reason, there is no problem with allowing yourself cheat days.Is biome vegan? ›
Yes. Biome Advanced™ Probiotic does not contain any animal products, and is suitable for vegans.Can vegans swallow? ›
Some people may ask themselves if vegans can swallow, and if sperm is vegan. Short answer: yes, sperm is vegan.Do vegans eat steak in Minecraft? ›
The thing about going hardcore vegan in Minecraft is that it sounds a lot tougher than it actually is. I know it might seem a bit odd at first — you can't eat meat, or use wool, or make leather armor.Can vegans have heart attacks? ›
None of the studies found vegans were protected against heart disease, heart attacks or stroke compared to omnivores.
84% of vegetarians/vegans abandon their diet. About a third (34%) of lapsed vegetarians/vegans maintained the diet for three months or less. Slightly more than half (53%) adhered to the diet for less than one year.What is vegan face? ›
Simply, vegan face is a name for a slack, wasted look that is caused by an absence of protein in your diet. The skin is dry, sallow and flaky. Protein literally props up the face: it makes it look plump (in a good way) and fresh-faced and wakeful.Is honey vegan? ›
Honey is by definition not vegan, since it a bee product, and bees are animals. Here's a nuanced article about how the ethical issues surrounding this sweetener fit into the broader concept of vegan living.Why do vegans stop being vegan? ›
This article will look into the reasons people quit being vegetarian and vegan as well as the aftermath of such a decision on your body and how you consume meat. To sum it up, many vegetarians and vegans choose to let go of their non-meat diet for multiple reasons: health, impulse, life events, and mood shifts.What do raw vegans eat? ›
- fresh, dried, juiced, or dehydrated fruits.
- raw, juiced, or dehydrated vegetables.
- raw nuts and seeds.
- uncooked grains and legumes, sprouted or soaked.
- raw nut milk.
- raw nut butter.
- cold-pressed oils.
- fermented foods like kimchi, miso, and sauerkraut.
Level 5 vegans are those who are seen as incredibly committed to the vegan lifestyle, and are often hailed as “extreme vegans”. Level 5 vegans go to an extensive effort to follow a vegan lifestyle that is free of any type of animal product or animal exploitation.How can I be 80% vegan? ›
- Don't Buy Dairy. This seems like a no brainer, but when I started on my 80/20 vegan journey, I would buy food products that contained dairy. ...
- Prep Meals Specifically for Times of Weakness. ...
- Never assume someone will have something for you. ...
- Get creative with your foods.
The four main types of vegans are ethical vegans, environmental vegans, health vegans, and religious vegans.How do you secretly go vegan? ›
Incognito Vegan Hacks That Won't Blow Your Cover
- Volunteer to Book Restaurants. ...
- Call Ahead and Menu Recon. ...
- Bring Your Own Food to the Party. ...
- Order Inconspicuous Vegan Food.
Each biome, or community of plants and animals in a certain climate, has life-forms characteristic of that place. For instance, the plants and animals that inhabit the Amazon rainforest are completely distinct from those in the Arctic tundra.
Biomes are regions of the world with similar climate (weather, temperature) animals and plants. There are terrestrial biomes (land) and aquatic biomes, both freshwater and marine.Is Coke a vegan? ›
The vast majority of our drinks, including Coca‑Cola, are suitable for vegetarians and vegans as they do not contain any animal derivatives.Is breast milk vegan? ›
Breast milk is indeed vegan and is the perfect food to nourish your newborn and future animal rights activist.Do vegans fall sick? ›
Moreover the scientists found that vegans had a 150% higher rate of heart attacks (1.5% to 0.6%). In total the scientists looked at 18 different chronic illnesses. Compared to the big meat-eaters, vegetarians were hit harder in 14 of the 18 illnesses (78%) which included asthma, diabetes, migraines and osteoporosis.What do allay eat in Minecraft? ›
Allays are ghost-like creatures, technically, always don't eat anything. However, they can be duplicated much like every other mob. The upside is that you only need one Allay to make another one. To duplicate an Allay, you're going to need three items: a Jukebox, a music disc, and an Amethyst Shard.Do villagers take meat? ›
Villagers don't appear to eat anything regularly. They don't hunger and therefore don't need to eat food to remedy that. They do, however, breed, and that requires them to "eat." No, it's not the same as eating for a player, and actually, when players give villagers food, it just kind of disappears.Can vegans eat ants? ›
The simple answer is: no. Insects are technically animals (they belong to largest phylum of the animal kingdom, arthropods); vegetarians don't eat animals; so vegetarians don't eat bugs.Do vegans age slower? ›
While there are a variety of health benefits associated with following a vegan diet, eating a vegan diet won't make you age faster or slower in and of itself.Does being vegan thin your blood? ›
SUMMARY. Vegans are thinner, have lower serum cholesterol and blood pressure, and enjoy a lower risk of CVD. BMD and the risk of bone fracture may be a concern when there is an inadequate intake of calcium and vitamin D.Can vegans get blood clots? ›
People who follow a vegan lifestyle -- strict vegetarians who try to eat no meat or animal products of any kind -- may increase their risk of developing blood clots and atherosclerosis or "hardening of the arteries," which are conditions that can lead to heart attacks and stroke.
Vegans don't eat fish
As one of the main types of vegetarian diets, a vegan diet involves abstaining from eating any meat or animal products. This includes meat and poultry, as well as fish and shellfish. Vegans also avoid other foods derived from animals, including honey, dairy products, and gelatin.
According to their study, a cross-sectional survey of 11,400 U.S. adults, nearly three-quarters—70% to be exact—of those who have tried a vegan diet end up abandoning it. The numbers are even higher for vegetarians.Why do I love being vegan? ›
Because it makes me feel healthier
You feel strong, energized, and proud of yourself. Eating vegan makes me feel like that pretty much every day. You can also increasingly side-step some pretty serious health issues this way; like cancer, heart/kidney disease, and diabetes.
Health study on vegan children
This involved looking at growth, body composition, cardiovascular health, and micronutrients. Its outcomes were that vegan children were on average three centimeters shorter, and had a lower bone mineral content of between four and six percent.
Beyond just helping with stubborn pimples, going vegan can also improve your complexion, said Sarkar. Because a vegan diet typically requires that you eat vegetables and fruits rather than dairy, meat, and (most) processed snacks, the natural antioxidants can impact the way your skin, she said.Why do vegans have saggy skin? ›
Vegans are more susceptible to nutritional deficiencies like Vitamin B12 and iron, which are both commonly found in animal products. Not having an adequate amount of minerals and vitamins can cause some unfortunate symptoms of malnutrition: acne, discoloration, stunted bone growth, saggy skin, and more.Can you survive by being vegan? ›
Vegetarian and vegan diets can be healthy, but they can lack certain nutrients. You may have to use a little creativity to ensure you get enough protein, calcium, iron, and vitamin B12. You can find many of these nutrients in eggs and dairy if you're vegetarian, and from plant sources if you're vegan.How do you survive Minecraft without killing animals? ›
- Find seeds eg. Destroying long grass etc.
- Make a garden with sufficient vegetables (make sure you have water so they'll grow quicker)
- Grow the hell up and get some beef. They're a bunch of numbers and they don't feel pain.
The answer can be found on the minecraft wiki page on hunger. If you have 90%-100% food you will regain health slowly, but if you have 0% you will lose health instead. On easy the player's health would slowly drop to 5 hearts, 0.5 hearts on normal, and all the way to death on hard.Can animals in Minecraft starve to death? ›
All mobs can't starve to death. Food for passive mobs just allow them to enter "mating mode". When they eat grass this does not make them go into "mate-mode". Some food (for horses) allow you to tame them more easily.
United Kingdom. Compared to all the countries in the world, the UK has the most vegans. Recent statistics show that the popularity of veganism is growing in the UK.Do Vegans eat steak in Minecraft? ›
The thing about going hardcore vegan in Minecraft is that it sounds a lot tougher than it actually is. I know it might seem a bit odd at first — you can't eat meat, or use wool, or make leather armor.How do you stay alive in water in Minecraft? ›
There are 3 methods that can help you breathe underwater. You can use potions to gain a buff that lasts 3/8 minutes; wear a turtle shell that grants you water breathing; finally, you can build a conduit to breathe underwater indefinitely as long as you are within range.How do you stay alive in lava Minecraft? ›
Players who have fallen into lava can still survive by placing water directly above themselves. This will extinguish the player if they've caught on fire. If the player is still in the lava, the water should also turn some of the surrounding lava into obsidian and cobblestone.How long can you AFK in Minecraft? ›
Most servers prevent players from being idle for too long by kicking them off the server after 15 minutes or more. For that reason, some players make "AFK Pools" to prevent being kicked off by the system.Can you freeze to death in Minecraft? ›
While the frost takes over your screen and you watch your life dwindle away as your health bar freezes over, you must decide how to act. Being too cold may result in Slowness or Weakness or even death. Luckily there are steps you can take to protect yourself, such as wearing leather armor.Why do my cows keep dying in Minecraft? ›
There are limits to how many animals you can keep in a given pen. In modern versions of Minecraft, if animals are packed too tightly (24 in a single block space), they begin dying from overcrowding.Do Minecraft pets heal? ›
You can heal your dog by feeding it meat. You can heal your cat by feeding it fish. Horse has natural regeneration, but can also be healed using wheat, hay bale, golden carrot, and other eligible food item.What animals drown in Minecraft? ›
Animals can drown.
They follow the same rules as everything else (except for slimes and endermen) and float in water. If you have an air block above the level of the water then they should be able to breathe just fine.